How many girls are good ... and different ... In this article we will talk about popular women's competitions, the POI what they saw men. Looking back side, so to speak. But do not think that the author does not like women. He loves, some even very much. So ...
Complex Malviny
Called another set of school uchilki. These ladies sacred belief - two guys are doing wrong (including, of course, children). This conclusion - they (men, not just children) need to educate. The more modern «Malvina» life and deal with, regardless of age, place of work, as well as social status and marital status. Even Kotov trying to tame. In a sense, this ideology is transmitted by inheritance. Perhaps the most popular educational method is lying. Remember, in the «Golden Key»? «Artemon, carry him in the closet!» There are other methods, too, in his own way, effective. Tears, dramatics, caring for the mother to return, threatening to have lover or go far, far away. Here too far in humans have enough imagination. One of my friend Army Warrant Officer, said: «Pridratsya can and telegraph poles, because there is no». The name of the man in uniform, I prescription for years, frankly, is already forgotten, but the cruise phrase probably will remember the rest of their lives. So, specifically, disgruntled absolutely everyone found not only among army warrant officers. Creates the conditions Paradise - and here they find a reason skorchit pout. As in the anekdote about the wives of new Russians. - I ask the husband buy me shubu - setuet one. - And he responded to me - why, they say, you have a fur coat, you have them, and so seven or eight pieces in the closet hanging. - And I say to her, buy me a Mercedes six hundredth - complains another. - And he meets me - why, they say, you have a car, you and bimer, and a jeep, and Merce five-hundredth. - Yeah, baby - brings up the third - a lifetime of crap lived in the crap and pomrem.
Set smart Elzy
Named in honor of the main character a German fairy tale. Farmer married his eldest daughter. The girl, it was an unusually clever, itself, at least, thinks so. Weddings noted in a narrow family circle - the groom to the bride, her parents and younger sister. Drank a pitcher of wine, father and said: «Elsa, take a pitcher later in the cellar, there is a buoy, type more wine». The girl later in the basement, filled the pitcher and gathered, was to return to the table, but then noticed that over the ceiling just above the keg at vbitom into the wall hanging hook pick. «Being trouble - once thought to it. - Reasoning. So I got married. Boy born to us. Grow. In one wonderful day, my husband will work in the field. Want to drink. Send a child to gain the wine cellar. He leaned over barrels, but at this point pick sorvetsya with hook, dropping the child on the head and beat skull ». Villages near the barrels it, and wept bitterly. Meanwhile, the father saw that his eldest daughter does not return, sent the youngest to know what happened. That later in the basement, saw plachuschuyu Elzu and asked what's wrong. Elsa povedala her Family history of pro pick and prolomlenny skull. The younger sister sat beside and began to cry, too. Father sent his mother. Later in the cellar, the mother had acceded to their daughters. Another would be a misfortune. Then his father, apologized to the father, after himself. In the cellar he heard all the same strashilku, but because of years of life in the women's team has to understand that a woman always and in all rights, it is not razdumyvaya, joined the crying. Finally, the brother-in-law tired of waiting, and was useful in a cellar. Saw weeping relatives, and, of course, wondered what had happened. He explained. Son-in-law bravely listened terrible story to end, but did not cry, but instead simply withdrew the pick and put her into a corner by saying that something like: «Do not partes». This is fairy tale. In life, with such aunty bit more complicated. Always and in everything they see signs of imminent disaster. Whether a change of government, a two-day delay in payment of wages or extra bottle of beer, vypitaya husband, or mittens, who forgot to put a child posted in the bread. And outlook of such beauties can be compared only with the outlook a person living near the active volcano.
Complex prosecutor
In the life of every woman happen ups and downs, successes and defeats, successes and losses. The reasons vary. Sometimes people blame myself sometimes - its environment, and sometimes simply, they say, force majeure. But for the owner of the above-mentioned range of ills these things - one answer: all odds to blame men. They and no one else. Therefore, each man is seen as a potential enemy of the people. It does not matter who it is, husband, lover, co-workers, fellow-traveler in public transport or a plumber, without any thought gone back to repair a crane. The logic is simple, as a blow sledge. A guy - means guilty. I mean, guilty of all sins. The government crisis, lack of sexual partner, cellulite, a small salary, severed legs, problems at work (even if the team purely feminine) - this is far from a complete list of the crimes of men, by their excellent half against humanity. «And what about punishment? - You ask. - If there is a crime, it should be punished as a classic ». Do not worry. There are punished, generally the sawing brain. Again, saw a man brains can be anything (see complex Warrant Officer). Just the other day I personally saw the wife pilila husband brains, which do you think? For packet seeds, lost in a supermarket. The cost 35 kopecks. 35 cents! This is probably a world record, a decent record of relevant books.
Complex prostitutes
Have sex just to please her husband or his pleasure - it means not to respect ourselves. So to some ladies. Before you lie in bed with men, it is necessary at all was to make his fork up or nagruzit heap all kinds of assignments. Right - good, no - let Valitov on all four sides. All right. Professional support. Nothing to engage in charity. And in general, to withdraw the accumulated sexual tension may be using the vibrator.
Complex supermodel
This young man, who lived in ancient times, tried to transform the exterior of each counterclaim. Humans are too high - then podrubim feet. Little? Pull, no question. Procrustes even invented a special bed, prototype of the modern surgical tables, are just not able to patent. Live it today - inevitably would become a world-renowned plastic surgeon, as well ... The fate of gifted individuals are often tragic. A drunk this traditional healers worry not only women but sometimes men, for that, in the end, and paid ... As for the owner of the above complex, they are extremely dissatisfied with their appearance. (Even if the two guys, they say, do not pass). I am too high (low). I'm too small (too large) breasts. Well, those who are dissatisfied with their weight, soothes only when exhaustion brings them into the grave. In conclusion I would like to say that these systems are rarely grow alone. Usually they rastsvetayut a bouquet. Who is to blame for this? Men who else? Starting from Adam and ending with your humble servant. During the symposium rasklanivayus.
Source: bt-lady.com.ua
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