After the «Sex and the City» no need to prove that female friendship can be clean, honest and selfless ... Well, almost disinterested. We decided to compile a list of the most basic essentials for every woman - her girlfriends.
Friends CHILDHOOD
Why is it necessary
If we say that our new fellow mom surprisingly similar to the San Sanycha Pupkina, only one person in the world rassmeetsya in response, because remember perfectly transparent in the sun and ears lysinu with zachesannoy its lock - the inherent attributes of our school fizruka. Podruga childhood memory keeps it all: the good and bad marks, ups and downs, good and bad love stories. It is when all this was present. And besides watching a movie of our lives in the original version, without the censor cuts, unlike our parents, sisters, husbands and lovers.
What is the problem
Just that she knows too much. Podruga children can recover our memory of the names that we have carefully blurred. And accidentally think that my teacher read to our class of works is not because they were a model of style and spelling skills. In general, if the witness speak, in the small state of our family happens tremendous coup.
Why is this not a problem
By becoming all famous Chinese tomb childhood friend enough tact to forget that she remembers. For the sake of justice explained that we warned her: if she tells the truth about Петьке Ivanov, who gave us a 88-year self-belt with rivets weighing five kilos, then we will not hide the fact that this is it in the 11 th class of a hundred times a day called Kolka Denisov silly breathing into a tube.
New girlfriend
Beauty of friendship, look at a mature age, in that it starts from scratch. Like love. We have to know each other a lot of interesting things.
Why is it necessary
For the reasons just the opposite that described in the preceding paragraph. Without evidence that in 16 years, we have weighed 70 kilograms, it will not be asked: «Are you sure?», When the desert want to order a couple of eclair. We never hear of it: «It would have left you with Петькой Ivanov and not killed and fifteen years in various придурков». Friendship, look in adulthood, begin from scratch, as love. We are only to be discovered in each other a lot of interesting things, and each of the five funny stories happen to us in the last thirty years, goes to cheer: «Do you have a true belt weighing five kilos?»
What is the problem
A sufficiently aware of a new girlfriend, to give a really practical advice? For example, it may not be aware that when we say: «All my patience is over, I razvozhus!» - No need to answer: «It changes you? I well knew! », As:« What happened? He again opened the package with the new ELLE and read it before you? »
Why is this not a problem
Even if the new girlfriend sometimes allows lyapy, she compensates for this lack of a multitude of advantages. And how! It is, for example, has not yet had the happiness to note that we have from childhood-toed, and provides us blithely denounce botilony of python skin, not suspecting that they will get back with erased one's heels together and wry shoe.
Single Friends
Why is it necessary
If we were married, the story of the adventurous there is an unmarried girl is like a breath of fresh air. «How do you contrive lasted for a week at some dumplings and cocktails for weight loss?» And if we are not married, there are always people who can quietly say: «Oh, to what these bored married aunts with their eternal complaints about the empty fridge» .
What is the problem
With sufficient time, an unmarried girlfriend thinks too much. And, as a consequence, all have their own opinion. As a result, she gives advice, even if you do not ask.
Why is this not a problem
Councils exist to provide them, and not to follow them, so the degree of negative impact of an unmarried girl is close to zero. And her ability at any time substitute grateful ear remains unsurpassed.
Married Friends
Why is it necessary
When we married, we have minded, where you can discuss how inequitably distributed household chores. If we are not married, her complaints about the way in which household chores are distributed unfairly, give us reason to rejoice that we are not burdened themselves married.
What is the problem
No one is annoying because, as a young wife, the food on the brink of orgasm: «Imagine my cat gave me for Valentine's Day food processors, so that I could cook him dinner after work».
Why is this not a problem
Because we never ugorazdit friends with such a crazy chicken, and therefore no need to talk about it.
Friends that have recently become a mother
Why is it necessary
Because we love her and happy to see how happy it is when the presses to the chest of his baby. We visit her at the maternity hospital, but she does not see us, because it does not give to the eyes of the wrinkled muzzle in a plastic kyuveze. We are well aware that her eyes treacherously shine not only on luck, and we bring it to smuggle a small bottle of beer to relieve stress. Should we be at least somewhat helpful.
What is the problem
Most importantly, what should be avoided when dealing with a young mother - to join with it in dialogue. Just look at her. Taking the floor, it was either tears of weariness or debris you countless details of your digestive grudnichka. There is no normal conversation with a woman recently rodivshey impossible, unless she has made to light the fifth child.
Why is this not a problem
Slight insanity young mother passes quickly. I would even say too quickly.
Friends who have ALWAYS ALL GOOD
Why is it necessary
It is cheaper antidepressants, although it is equally addictive. One of her phone call is enough to raise the mood for the week, the general chat in a cafe energy charges for a month, a joint vacation - for six months.
What is the problem
The most bad (or good) that life has no fun ours. The thing is its ability to see pink, where we used to see at best a gray. And here we have zlimsya by the fact that once again drowned in a teacup.
Why is this not a problem
Podruga, which is always so good, one joke, and these emotions drive. And if you really need, prepare the spaghetti with shrimp for 12 people and will make megapati to save us from boredom!
Life girlfriend, who is always so good, not our fun. The thing is its ability to see pink, where we used to see at best a gray.
Friend who was ALWAYS RARE
Why is it necessary
Few prowess recognized in this, but the friend, who is always all bad - a rare find. We are ready to give a hand for it, only that this beautiful girl was easier to live. But what our hand is the one who its two on-site? So at least mention the positive aspects of her life. Next to it, we feel energized and positive, with all the ensuing consequences.
What is the problem
The more we extend a helping hand (hold handkerchiefs ready, cook spaghetti with shrimp for twelve people, give vituperate botilony leather python), so inconsolable she was crying, prigovarivaya: «You're such a great friend, and I am now a mere nobody!»
Why is this not a problem
Because there are girls who can make us anything: to destroy the brain, go on the ears, to damage the reputation, mood, and your favorite heels of shoes, but never cease to be our friends.
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